I Wasted 4 hours of My Life on a Remote Viewing Course so You Don’t Have to!

This post contains spoilers. If you are going to take the course, this post describes the location you will “remote view”. However, there are other coordinates you can get online to try your abilities even if this one is ruined for you.

I heard about a free remote viewing course with Lori Williams thanks to the podcast Astonishing Legends. During the podcast, they mentioned a documentary film called Third Eye Spies several times, which I watched prior to taking the course. I found the documentary very interesting and it made me think this was worth trying.

Unfortunately, despite insisting from the start that she is not a salesperson, Lori Williams spends about 75% of the course talking about all the wonderful uses and experiences people have had with remote viewing. It can help you with this and that aspect of your life. It will help you protect your children. It can help you with your business or choosing your next home. Nothing salesy about that. Only about 25% of the “course” is actually teaching exercises for remote viewing.

The program is 4 days. Day 4 is the meatiest in terms of practical training. You are actually led through a remote viewing session. You are given coordinates and then draw a squiggle, in which you then search for ideograms which represent gestalts. The gestalts/ideograms were taught in a previous lesson. They include: land, water, manmade, natural (non-living), biological, space/air, and motion/energy.

I was excited after I’d written down the given coordinates and drew my squiggle. Would I actually have some kind of ability to sense this remote location? I interpreted my squiggle: motion/energy and land. In my head, I saw two grassy mountains with a couple of birds flying in the sky. After being guided through the remote viewing session, you are given the more formal sales pitch about the course that is usually around $900 USD being on sale for about $600. Having come off as salesy and scammy early on, I doubted I’d have any interest in this generous offer. Maybe if my “remote viewing” was very accurate…

After sitting through about 10 minutes of the “special offer” the location was revealed. The image showed a few seaside properties in the foreground, along with boats and the sea, and a mountain in the background. Of the 7 gestalts we may have drawn, this image included: land, water, manmade, natural, biological, space/air and motion/energy. ALL SEVEN. Good job everyone! You all got it right! You’re so clever! A star for you! And a star for you! AND A STAR FOR YOU! Now just fork over $600 to develop your skills even further!

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